Motherhood should be listed as a mental illness

I learned...

...Patton doesn't like the taste of bubbles.
...Patton does like the taste of dog food.
...Isabella really likes red cream soda.
...Isabella goes a little crazy after drinking cream soda.
...a three year old remembers everything you wish they would forget.
...the people across the street and two houses down are even more psycho than I thought.
...it's really hard not to laugh when Isabella says "oh crap".
...Kitchen ice skating is not a sport for a reason.
...Isabella's face is not as tough as the kitchen floor. That was learned about five minutes ago.
...Isabella is a bleeder.
...Dove chocolate makes it better, even if your still bleeding. I agree.
...Thermacare heat patches are one of the best things ever created.

posted by Cathy @ 8:46 PM